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Britney Spears Double Posts The Same Nude, Gleefully Announces That She And Her Fiancé Are Fucking Each Others Brains Out On Vacation

What's there to say about Britney Spears that hasn't already been said? Seriously. The bitch is overdosing on freedom and there's nothing we can do about it. She's like Brooks from The Shawshank Redemption- institutionalized for so long that she doesn't know how to act on the outside. I don't blame her either. It's been thirteen years since she's been in complete control of her life, no wonder she's a little rusty when it comes to social media. I'm not saying what she posted but was wrong, but I am saying it's weird. You can't convince me otherwise. Whatever. I'm sure she's just happy to be fucking on her own terms. A major gripe of hers was that the conservatorship prevented her from having more children. They literally put an IUD in her body and wouldn't let her take it out. Super fucked up stuff. 

Anyway she posted the exact same nude six days ago with a different caption...

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Looks like she caught baby fever. How long do you think it will be until the pregnancy announcement? A month? Two? Who knows? All I know is that Britney Spears is free and finally living her best life. I just pray she stops posting such whacked out shit because I'm sick and tired of writing about her. That's it for this one. Have a great night. I'll leave you with some unsee footage from when she and Sam consummated their relationship. Enjoy...

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