We Had A Wild Police Chase In LA Involving A Party Bus With A Twist Ending

I don't know about you guys, but I am always a sucker for a police chase involving weird vehicles since I have an itch for a new GTA that Rockstar isn't going to scratch anytime soon.

I imagine that being chased by helicopters in California as you try to avoid California traffic is always a weird feeling, but that is even more so the case when you are hauling a party bus that may have a stripper pole, neon lighting, and the smell of old champagne on board with the off chance someone received a hand/blow/footjob in one of those seats over the weekend. I am still working to confirm if the bus is fully stocked or at least has some warm leftovers from Saturday night.

We have a really good announcer running the play-by-play right now but he seems to be running into a bunch of technical issues that are beyond his controls along with what may be some sassy people behind the control board giving him shit. Coworkers, amirite?

Some quick numbers for you guys that I was told while you watch from the eye in the sky:

- We have a party bus with a 100 gallon tank, which means this chase can last for a while if he has a full tank.

- One spike strip has been deployed by the police but we are not sure if they popped one of the tires, even though one appears to be losing air faster than a Patriots football in the 2014 AFC Championship game (#Deflategate jokes always play on this site).

- The bus just moved from the 405 to the 5 with the 210 rapidly approaching, which means absolutely nothing to me as a New Yorker, even though I was in LA just two weeks ago for The Dozen

- Speaking of The Dozen, that loss to The Yak is under protest since Eddie technically had the right answer but just didn't say it until after Portnoy submitted our final answer.

UPDATE: A second spike strip was about to be deployed but the police bailed for some reason

UPDATE 2: We got a scary crash where the bus absolutely ravaged the trunk of a car. 

The driver appears to be okay but Jesus that was nuts to see unfold live.

The bus then pulled over because it was totaled after LEAKING like Siena coeds when they saw my calves on the first day of #HoodieAndShortsSZN

Followed by a suspect that appears to be a woman, which feels like a twist ending in my eyes because I can't remember the last time a woman was the driver in one of these chases (Please don't call me misogynstic for saying that)

Absolutely wild chase. Hopefully everyone walks away okay from this. 

Until the next police chase with a weird vehicle, this is Clem signing off.