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Lighten the Fuck Up! A Sexy Woman in a Lipstick Red Cadillac Convertible Stopped to Help...

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A sexy woman wearing big sunglasses and a polka dot headscarf partially covering her medium-length dirty blonde hair was cruising down the highway in her lipstick red Cadillac convertible when she was flagged down by a man whose plain white box truck had broken down…

The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you heading towards San Diego?"

"I am", the woman responded. "Do you need a lift?"

"Not for me, I'll be spending the next few hours fixing my truck. My problem is, I've got two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep 'em on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $200 for your trouble”…

"I'd be happy to", the woman replied cheerfully.

So the two chimps were ushered into the back of the woman's convertible and once they were carefully seat belted in off the three of them went…

Three hours later, the truck driver was back on the road and while he was passing through the heart of San Diego, heading towards the zoo, he was suddenly horrified with what he saw…

There was the sexy woman strolling down the boulevard, holding hands with the two chimps much to the amusement of the big crowd following them.

With a screech of his brakes, the truck driver pulled off the road and sprinted over to the woman and the two chimps.

"What are you doing here?" he demanded to know", "I gave you $200 to take these chimpanzees to the San Diego Zoo!"

"Yeah, I know you did", the sexy blonde woman said with a reassuring smile, "But we had money left over so now I'm taking them to Sea World!"

* Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968