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Lighten the Fuck Up! Satan Proposed a Football Game Between Heaven & Hell...

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Just days after the 'end of the world', a border dispute erupted between Heaven and Hell… 

God invited the Devil for conversations so they could find a way to resolve the dispute quickly before anyone got hurt. 

Satan proposed a football game between Heaven and Hell in order to settle the dispute once and for all…

God, always fair, reminded the Devil, "The extreme heat must be affecting your brain, the game would be one-sided. You know as well as I do, all the great NFL quarterbacks go to Heaven…"

Satan, wearing an evil smile, responded snidely, "Yeah, maybe they do, but lest you forget, all the NFL refs go to Hell…"

* Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968