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Lighten the Fuck Up! Even Superheroes Need It...

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After a day of fighting crime in Metropolis, Superman was in the mood for a little action. So he flew over to Wonder Woman's penthouse apartment to see if she was available. As he landed on her balcony he saw Wonder Woman lying naked on the bed with her long, muscular legs spread wide open… 

Superman paused and thought for a moment, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I could be in there, have sex, and be out before she even knows what happened…" 

Superman flew in through the open window, did his super thing in a split second, and then flew off grinning from ear to ear…

 Meanwhile back on the bed, Wonder Woman asked frantically, "Did you hear something?"

 "No", the Invisible Man replied, "But suddenly my butt sure hurts like hell!"

* Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968