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Lighten the Fuck Up! Her Ball Headed Directly Towards a Foursome of Middle-Aged Men...

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Two young, attractive women were able to schedule a 9:00 a.m. tee time on a very busy golf course. Katrina was the first to tee off and she watched in horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of middle-aged men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of them directly and he immediately fell to the ground clutching his hands together over his groin. 

Ralph was rolling around in incredible agony when Katrina rushed over and immediately began apologizing, "I'm so sorry sir. Please allow me to help. I'm a trained physiotherapist and I know I can relieve your pain if you'll give me a chance."

"Oh no, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes…" Ralph grunted out in obvious pain while still lying in a fetal position with his hands clutched over his groin. 

"Don't be silly sir, please let me help. I feel awful, it was my bad shot that led to this. I'm the one responsible for your agony. Please, sir, let me help…" she pleaded.

Katrina was easy on the eyes and seemed very kind and sincere and Ralph, still in incredible pain, finally agreed to let her help. She gently took his hands away from his groin, laid them by his sides, loosened his trousers, and then put her hand inside where she began administering a tender and skillful massage… After three minutes she paused and asked, "How does that feel sir?" 

Ralph looked very much at ease when he replied, "It feels terrific, you're very good, but not to nitpick, my thumb still hurts like hell…"

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