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Excuse me for not being on this sooner. I’m at the game right now staring at Kris Bryant and he looks magnificent. Just caught a ball in left. He is as majestic as he’s ever been in this stadium. I don’t even know how to joke around about how good he is and how much we miss him. It’s very real.

I hope everyone who has ever talked shit about KB in Chicago sees this. All the front office people that leaked trade rumors. All the fans and media people that embraced it because Theos dick was shoved so far down their throats. Anyone who said he doesn’t want to be here and doesn’t want to be a cub. You guys can all kiss my ass. Watch this dude weep over the sentiment and emotion of this club. He’s not some robot. He’s a human being that loved playing for the Cubs and so many people just saw it the complete opposite way. Makes me and everyone else sick. You guys really missed the boat.

Personally I’m just happy he’s in a situation to be happy and thrive. Feels like I’ve put kicked my coverage with him for the last few years and now he’s out porking the Giants and he’s already moved on. Good for him. He deserves it.

Tune into RLR next week on Tuesday. He joins the show and walks us through his time as he was leaving the cubs. All the emotions and history and vibes. One of the best conversations I’ve ever had: on or off a microphone.

Thanks for everything KB. But if you know me you know I’m going to talk some shit right now.

You’re 0-3 with 2 strikeouts Kris. Not too different from the last time you debuted at Wrigley. Suck on that pussy PS I love you.