Just Kidding, Paris Hilton is NOT Pregnant, We Are All Still Extremely Young

Earlier today, Page Six (normally a reliable source when it comes to things like celebrity pregnancies) announced that they had an exclusive, announcing Paris Hilton is pregnant. Turns out, they were WRONG!

Paris Hilton denied she is pregnant with her first child.

The “Simple Life” alum, 40, shot down rumors she is expecting a baby with her fiancé, Carter Reum, on Tuesday’s episode of her “This is Paris” podcast.

“The only thing in the oven at the moment is my ‘Sliving Lasagna,’” she quipped, plugging her upcoming Netflix show, “Cooking With Paris,” while using a word she famously coined to combine “slaying” and “living.”

Her sister, Nicky Hilton, also called the pregnancy speculation “not true” on Tuesday.

Paris did, however, reveal on her podcast that she is in the process of having her wedding dress made and wants to make sure it fits for her 2022 nuptials.

Whoops! Seems like a pretty big fuck up! She's not pregnant, she's actually making sure she stays slim for her wedding dress. The exact opposite of being pregnant! 

All in all, that's pretty mortifying for Page Six, huh? I wonder who gave the OK for this original blog to be published, and then be up for 5+ hours? Sounds like someone's getting a slap on the wrist.

Huge news for us though. Paris isn't pregnant, and we all still have our youth. We don't FeEL oLd YeT because we don't have to. Perked my mood right back up.

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