Today is the day. 3 pm Eastern time the Italians take on England on their home turf at Wembley Stadium.
Up until today, the greatest event that has ever taken place at Wembley was in 2000 when Oasis blew the fucking doors off the place.
That changes today.
Two countries, totally ravaged by Covid (Italy especially) face off in a match that serves as respite just as much as entertainment for two fanbases that desperately need it.
England hasn't played in a tournament final since 1966's World Cup. 1966.
That final also just so happened to be played at Wembley so its safe to say that the British stink unless they're playing on their home turf.
Right now Italy is +235 which is preposterous. Or it shows just how insanely degenerate of gamblers the English are to push the money line so high.
England comes into this match having won 11 of their last 12 matches, with the one draw against Scotland in group stage play. They knocked off Denmark in extra time earlier this week to qualify for the final.
Italy is just as hot, having won 14 in a row. They beat Spin 4-2 in penalty kicks to get here.
Italy is also 11-8-8 all-time against England.
I'm no soccer expert so not going to try to be one getting into all the X's and O's and how I see this match unfolding, lets just get to the important part that everybody came here for.
Two things to know about the Italian guys. Most of them go by one name. And all of them have blazing, melt your face off, chicks.
Midfielder Verratti is engaged to this model Jessica Aidi.
Striker Ciro Immobile is married to Jessica Melena
Forward Federico Chiesa is dating Benedetta Quagli
Goalkeeper Gianluigi Donnarumma is engaged to Alessia Elefante
Midfield Locatelli is dating Thessa Lacovich
Defender Emerson Palmieri is dating Thaiany Xavier
Superstar Jorginho is dating famous singer Catherine Harding
Forward Lorenzo Insigne is married to Genoveffa Darone
Midfielder Nicoloo Barella is married to Federica Schievenin
Defender Giovanni Di Lorenzo is dating Clarissa Franchi
Italy's captain, Giorgio Chiellini is married to Carolina Bonistalli
Captain and striker Harry Kane is married to with Kate
Midfielder Raheem Sterling is engaged to Paige Milian
Center back Harry Maguire is engaged to Fern Hawkins
Goalkeeper Jordan Pickford is engaged to Megan Davison
Defender Kieran Trippier is married to Charlotte Trippier
Defender Kyle Walker is engaged to Annie Kilner
Midfielder Luke Shaw is dating Anouska Santos
Midfielder Conor Coady is married to wife Amie
Defender Reece James is dating Mia McClenaghan
Defender John Stones is dating Olivia Naylor
Midfielder Kalvin Phillips is dating Ashleigh Behan
Midfielder Phil Foden is dating Rebecca Cooke
Midfielder Declan Rice is dating Lauren Fryerhttps://www.instagram.com/p/COGOoOehRuf/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=aab89383-8a80-44a3-936c-e4f50f4fc59e
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