Lighten the Fuck Up! So Your GF Broke Up With You & Ran Off With Your Best Friend...

Paul was just 23 years old when his girlfriend broke up with him and ran off with his best friend. Paul was unemployed, living in his parent's basement, and so fed up with his miserable life he decided to enter a monastery. After speaking with the head monk he was told to put on a robe, go to his assigned chapel, pray for 10 years without speaking, and after 10 years of silence and prayer, he would be allowed to speak two words...

Ten years passed and Paul was brought back to the head monk who said, "Ten years have passed since your arrival. You can now speak two words. Choose them carefully."

After thinking for a minute Paul mumbled, "Bad food". The head monk nodded and told him to return to his assigned chapel, pray for another ten years without speaking, and after completing 10 more years of silence and prayer, he would be allowed to speak two more words...

Another ten years passed and Paul was brought back to the head monk who said, "Twenty years have passed since your arrival. You can now speak two more words. Choose them carefully."

After thinking for a minute Paul mumbled, "Bad room". The head monk nodded and told him to return to his assigned chapel, pray for another ten years without speaking, and after completing 10 more years of silence and prayer, he would be allowed to speak two more words...

Another ten years passed and Paul was brought back to the head monk who said, "Thirty years have passed since your arrival. You can now speak two more words. Choose them carefully."

Without hesitation, Paul boldly announced, "I quit!". The head monk nodded and said, "It's about time, all you ever do is complain!"

* Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968