Daniel Kaluuya Is Very Thankful That His Parents Had Sex And Gave Birth To Him So He Could Win An Oscar

We're thrilled too, Daniel. We loved you in Black Mirror, we loved you in Get Out, we love you all the time. We're also very glad your parents had sex. Congrats on your Oscar for Judas and the Black Messiah, it was a good movie, even if I had to watch it twice because I fell asleep the first time because I had taken NyQuil.