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What The Hell Was Tom Brady Doing Using A Samsung?

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This is the most inexplicable evidence that has come out in the last 24 hours or so, Tom Brady used to use a Samsung. Now I’ve been firmly on his side throughout all the entire situation and this is the first time my loyalty is being put to the test. I’ve never met anyone in my life who used a Galaxy until 2 seconds ago when BlindMike said he has one. Tom Brady, god of man, and a Barstool intern… that’s the extent of Samsung’s users. Mike said he got it, and this is true, because people say the screen is easier to see for blind people and because he’d never had a smart phone before in his life. That’s all the explanation you need right there: Tom realized he had a shit phone and smashed it because he was embarrassed that people probably thought he was poor. He didn’t destroy it in a calculated act of deception, it was rage. He came to his sense and realized that only idiots and weirdos use anything but an iPhone. We as a country should be applauding him for this, not lambasting him and calling him a cheater on the cover of papers. The one mistake Tom Brady made in his life was getting a Galaxy, and he rectified that in 4 months when he saw the error of his ways. I