Turtle Boy Sports – Just another day in Ohio – the Florida of the North. And right when it looked like Indiana was going to take that title from them, Ohio comes back strong with a sordid tale of mystery, adultery, incest, and enchantment. The line of questioning was fantastic:
Q: “When you first saw the flames, what did you first think?
A: “Oh my gosh. I never thought it was going to happen to us.”
Q:”Do you know who started this fire?”
A: “Yes I do. It’s because of my cousin. Because he can’t get with me. I’m married to my husband.”
Who says chivalry’s dead! I think I read this in a Nicholas Sparks book once. It was a tale of unrequited love. Except there was a big rain storm and the guy said something about “If you’re a bird I’m a bird” and he didnt burn her house down. And also he wasnt related to her. There wasn’t familial blood lines involved and it wasnt an incestuous tryst he was seeking. But I dunno its a romantic tale in its own right.
Maybe thats how romance works in Ohio when you’re trying to fuck your cousin. Normal folks get flowers or write love poems. Cousin fuckers in Ohio burn your garage down. Maybe that was just the big move to get her to love him. Who knows how shit in the Buckeye State works.