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Armie Hammer's Story Gets Even Creepier: His IG Model Ex Says He Carved an "A" into Her Skin and Wanted to Cook and Eat Her Ribs

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You'd think that finding out that the guy who played both Vinklevii in "The Social Network," was in "Call Me By Your Name" and played "The Lone Ranger" in that awful turd that Johnny Depp dropped was accused of being into cannibalism roleplaying:


…  would be the most disturbing thing about him.  But you'd be wrong. Terribly, terribly wrong. 

Another former girlfriend of his has gone on the record, detailing some of the really twisted shit she alleges he pulled on her.

Source - This is the sickening scar left by Hollywood star Armie Hammer on his young lover after he branded her just millimeters away from her private parts.

Using a sharp knife Hammer cut his first initial 'A' into her skin during a kinky sex game, which ex-lover Paige Lorenze insists got out of control.

The 22-year-old former professional skier turned Instagram model is speaking out about the ‘deeply traumatic’ four month relationship, which left her emotionally and physically scarred. …

The blond beauty reveals that Hammer was fixated on biting her body, begging that she allow him to take lumps of flesh from her arm, before consuming them.

Even on their first night of intimacy, Lorenze revealed Hammer insisted: ‘You can either call me daddy or sir.’ 

The actor often tied up Lorenze, hit her with paddles and planned out ‘high protocol nights’ of painful sexual moves, which often left her covered in bruises.

Laying out more of his sick fantasies, Hammer begged the Instagram model to have her ribs removed, so that he could barbecue them.

‘But any man who is fantasizing about crushing bones, eating them, having sex with female limp bodies is a danger to all women.

'And this is not me kink shaming, I want that to be clear.'

I can't use the photo of the "A" because Daily Mail owns the rights. But click the link to see it. Or better yet, don't. You can picture what a "A" carved in blood looks like. And believe me, it's not something out of Nathanial Hawthorne.

Paige Lorenze doesn't want to kink shame, none of us want to kink shame. She wants to be clear, lets all be clear. Take this from your Life Coach Jer: Do NOT date someone who wants to have your ribs removed so they can barbecue them. 

Actually, we can probably back up and find a lot of warning signs before that. The "call me daddy or sir" the first time you do it is a bit of a red flag. I'm more of a traditionalist when it comes to Thanksgiving. Give me the Norman Rockwell, "Planes, Trains and Autombiles" treatment of that holiday. "Feasting, Family and Football," not feasting on your family or a foot. So bringing your kinky sex bug out bag for a some BDSM on a full stomach after the Cowboys game would definitely set off alarm bells for me.

The "begging" for lump of her arm though? Crank up the siren. That is a major red alert. Call me a prude, but I've always been a firm believer in, "No, I do not want you to eat parts of my arm means 'NO!'" I suppose you can ask. If that's your relationship. Maybe consensual cannibalism is an actual thing. But once one partner says they do not want you crapping out chunks of their tricep during your morning move tomorrow, the polite thing to do is respect their boundaries. Don't badger. The second time your partner asks and you're not into the request, it may be time for the "It's not you, it's me" talk.

I say this as someone with zero interest in any of that "50 Shades" type shenanigans. I can respect that different people have different desires. Vanilla is fine by me, but some folks like chocolate chips. Or jimmies. Or peanut butter cups. Still others like fiberglass or bits of tin foil. To each his/her own, as long as you're in a mutually respectful relationship. I don't judge.

But holy fuck if 10% of this is accurate is this guy a certified monster. Maybe there are two sides to the story, but I don't see the side where you leave her bruised and afraid. Much less the part where you want to make your girlfriend into a McRib. By her own account, she wanted to go along to make him happy. But it sounds like he was a manipulative piece of shit who got off on fear and pain. And you can see the physical evidence of it on her own Instagram.


Here's hoping she's through this OK. That the scars inside will heal as well as the ones outside. And that if this creepy fuck is guilty, he'll face criminal charges. Or a least not find anyone else he can coerce into a life of pain and intimidation just to satisfy his sick appetites. 

Finally, just because I hate to end a post with a picture of signs of abuse, here's Paige Lorenze in apparently happier times. 

One can only hope.