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Tyga Wants You To Know That Yes His Dick Pics Are Real But He Did Not Send Them To A Tranny With A Similarly Sized Dick

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Gossip Cop – Nude photos of Tyga’s penis surfaced on the Internet on Tuesday, but the rapper says he did not send the naked pictures to a transgender actress, as widely reported. According to a report that began on the blog B. Scott, and then naturally got picked up by such webloids as HollywoodLife and MediaTakeOut, Tyga allegedly sent pictures of his penis to a transgender actress named Mia Isabella, with whom the outlets claim the musician had an “ongoing relationship” for about three years. While the photos of him naked are real, the part about Tyga having been involved with Isabella is 100 percent untrue, says his attorney. And Tyga himself tweeted, “Smh. The devil is working hard today. Lol.”

The original B. Scott story alleged Isabella and Tyga “made no secret of the relationship,” and “he’s been willing to risk it all having made plans to see each other just a couple weeks ago and never stopping their relationship through a baby mama and alleged girlfriend [Kylie Jenner].” But it’s all false, says Tyga’s attorney.

Tyga’s attorney maintains the leaked photos had been sent to another individual and were released to “shame” the rapper, who doesn’t have a connection to Isabella. Tyga’s lawyer adds, “The allegations are false and socially irresponsible during a time when many Americans are celebrating equality.”

 

And here’s the alleged text, pixelated for obvious reasons:

 

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There’s uncensored versions of the text and Mia Isabella’s equally throbbing cock here if you want to take a look, no judgment. Overall though, I love the excuse train backing up here so hard. His lawyer saying that it’s shameful to make it about banging a tranny when you’ve got Kylie Jenner at the crib (literally and figuratively given that he allegedly banged her before those pesky age of consent laws kicked in) given gay marriage being legalized is hilarious. But Tyga both smh’ing and lol’ing at the devil leaking his dick pics and apparently spending his spare time in hell Photoshopping them into texts with trannies casually kicking off at 11AM while she’s hanging out with her dog is possibly even better. I’m not much of an unsolicited dick pic guy — there’s got to be an explicit verbal request in place before we go down that road for the happiness of everyone involved — but if you are going to cast that net out there, maybe wait at least until dusk? Even transgender porn actresses need time to read the Wall Street Journal and have a cup of Joe before dicks and possibly other types of cups full of Joe get thrown in their face. Such a thirsty move and particularly bizarre coming from a guy hollowing out Kylie Jenner of all people.

 

Also I know none of you are going to click to look at the dick pic — spoiler: you all will because you are but human — but that’s an AWFUL dick pic angle for a perfectly acceptable rapper dick. You shoot upwards like a tower, pretty much dick pic 101. I know he’s not making a ton of effort here in the pre-brunch dick pic game but come on, Tyga. The thought of Kylie thinking this is the way a man treats his lady to photos of his genitals breaks my heart into pieces.