'Everyone Jerks Off' - Russian Playboy Model Strips Naked On Instagram To Defend The Russian Soccer Captain Getting Left Off The Team
I had to go to google translate but here is some of what I got here:
How can you deprive the Russian national team of the captain, because he jerks off in his spare time ??? "Everyone jerk off as he wants" - is it really not appropriate in this situation? Many in general should be grateful that they looked at the naked God of football for free, if he had only fans, this video would bring him millions
Valid argument here from Maria Liman - a Russian playboy model and big time soccer fan. Now you may remember the story of Dzubya being left off the Russian team after a leaked video of him jerking off made its rounds on Twitter
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People still have no idea how it was leaked or what, but regardless a pretty dumb decision from Russia to leave him off by saying it doesn't 'correspond with the level of the national team.' Whatever the fuck that means. Not sure how a leaked video leaves you off of the National Team when you're the best player there. But that's not the point here.
The point here is the A+ defense by Maria Liman. Everyone jerks off! It's true. Plus what a compliment by her talking about how she watches the video (pretty sure that's a federal crime, but I'm not up to date on Russian law) and thinks he looks good. Yo, if my guy doesn't take advantage of that right this second he failed. As far as Ican tell (Wikipedia) he's not married.
And now the obligatory pictures
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