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Kate Beckinsale Finally Dumps Her 23-Year-Old Boyfriend

Source - Kate Beckinsale’s whirlwind romance with Goody Grace could be over.

While neither the actress, 47, nor the Canadian rapper, 23, have confirmed or denied their split, Beckinsale’s recent Instagram activity hints at a breakup.

First, the stunner unfollowed Grace on the platform and then deleted her comment reading “I love you” underneath a post for his birthday in June.

Meanwhile, Grace has left all traces of Beckinsale visible on his own page, including the post he made for her birthday.

The former couple has been linked since April but later confirmed their relationship when they revealed Grace spent the pandemic lockdown at Beckinsale’s home. 

It is with a heavy heart that I report this news. I am saddened by this report, not gladdened. Sure, I could look at the brightside. I could do the math and realize that, with the world population of males currently at around 3.9 billion, there is now one man fewer standing between my and Kate Beckinsale's romance becoming a reality. But I won't. 

I don't want it to happen this way. Catching her on the rebound like this. When she's in a vulnerable state. Wondering if she'll ever find true love again or even find a man interested enough. I want it to be purer than that. I've always pictured her reading my stuff or seeing me guest on podcasts with Large and become smitten. Maybe I make her laugh or she realizes we see things the game way and we're actually soulmates. Or she just decides she's done with dating these boys in their early 20s and it's time to chase a Silver Fox for once. And then love blooms. 

Sure, I'm not a dreamy Canadian rapper with perfect bone structure and jet black hair. Blue-black almost. Like SuperMan's hair. Maybe I can't serenade her on the acoustic guitar wearing a Masked Singer head. Or look good for the paparazzi. Sure, I can float in a pool with the best of them. 

And lay in the sun. 

With enough SPF 45 that is. Because I start out as sort of translucent blue. Like a jellyfish. And have to lay in the sun for two weeks just to get to white. But I'll manage. 

No, I can't offer her what her ex did. All I've got is a heart that will be true to her, and a loving wife of 27 years who agreed a long time ago I get the Hall Pass on Beckinsale. My ace. My top-of-the-rotation starter. My queen. And I'll hold her to that promise, should Kate want to reach out and DM me. 

The ball is in your court. I'll give you the weekend to make your move.

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