Ready To Feel Old As Shit? The Little Kid From Big Daddy Just Graduated College

Metro- Cole Sprouse, who played Ross’ son Ben Geller in Friends, has graduated from university. Oh, and by the way, his degree is almost perfect – he’s going to be an archaeologist after earning honours from a New York City college. Yes, we know it’s not quite paleontology like his dinosaur-loving on-screen dad (David Schwimmer) – but it’s pretty damn close. His college is also based on Manhattan island in NYC – just like Ross’ alma mater, Columbia University. The former child actor posted a picture of himself in his graduation gown along with his twin brother Dylan. The twins made their big screen debut in Big Daddy opposite Adam Sandler as a seven-year-old boy called Julian.

FUCK.  Sorry to make you feel old as shit as the weekend rapidly approaches but FUCK.  Are you kidding me?  Learning that Julian from Big Daddy just recently graduated college legitimately rattled me.  Shook me to my core.  It was like when I found out that Eminem’s daughter graduated high school and was headed off to college.  This might be worse because I always figured that kid from Big Daddy just never ever grew up.  In my brain, that’s what happened.  I always thought of him as the kid who named himself Frankenstein and would wet the bed and he’d be that way forever.  At least with Eminem’s daughter I had thought about how insane it was gonna be when she grew up, got a boyfriend and Marshall murdered the guy with a chainsaw.  But this kid?  I never ever thought of him ever turning into an adult.  Didn’t cross my mind once.  I guess that’s what happens to humans over time, they grow up, but holy shit. I was not ready for that.  The last few sentences of this blog probably sound like the words of a crazy person but that’s how much I was caught off guard by Julian wearing a COLLEGE graduation gown.  Next thing you know we’re all gonna be dead. Happy Friday!  Let’s grab a drink!