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The Rock's Power Went Out And His Electric Gate Wouldn't Open Right As He Had To Leave For Work So He Did What Any Of Us Would Do And Ripped The Gate Off Its Hinges With His Bare Fucking Hands

Well I guess we can close the book on the biggest power move ever because I don't think anybody on the planet is going to top ripping the electric gate at your own gated home out of a fucking brick wall because you would be late to work for a Hollywood superhero movie that you are the lead for. When I lose power at the Casa de Clem, which is quiiiiite often since I live in Winterfell, I curl into a little ball and cry myself to sleep while my wife keeps the kids in check as she questions all her life decisions that got her to this point.

Meanwhile The Rock literally takes matters into his own hands by tearing apart a piece of his estate then having three people he pays to work on his estate to move the broken piece of his estate so the cast and crew of his movie don't have to wait a few extra minutes for the highest-paid actor on the planet (while also avoiding the small army of garbage cans at the end of his driveway that is likely filled with the bones from of animals The Rock ate, which I imagine is at least one full grown animal per meal along with another 20,000 or so calories). I apologize for saying estate so much but typing estate is the closest I will ever get to having an estate, which seems like a pretty awesome thing to have.

I can't even fathom how incredible it must be to be The Rock or even one of The Rock's close friends or family members. You have a Get Out Of Jail Free card for every situation. Need money? The People's Bank account has more money than I can imagine. Need someone strong to open a pickle jar and/or rip a gate off its hinges? The Brahma Bull is clearly more than able and willing to help. Need the most electrifying man on planet Earth today to sweet talk someone for you? The Rock says know your role and shut your mouth because he will take care of it with more charisma and mic skills anywhere on this Earth this side of a random gambling house in the middle of Philly (download the Barstool Sportsbook app today!).

TL;DR -  Dwayne Johnson is truly the closest thing Earth has to a real life superhero, complete with the goofy first name Dwayne that throws supervillains off his scent and allows The Rock to hide in plain sight like Bruce Willis in Unbreakable.

P.S. Estate.