Back In My Day We Had To Walk Uphill, Barefoot In The Snow For 7 Miles To Get A Glimpse Of Something Like This

Sometimes I just can't believe all this is available to the youths and the horny teens of the world, just right there on the internet, for free, with no obstacles in the way. Imagine being 14 and having an iPhone? It would chaos. Not a sock nor a towel in a 5 mile radius would be safe. If we wanted anything like this it was late night MTV, Wild On E! which was just girls in bikinis, or the SI Swimsuit magazine. That was it!

Imagine if like...Christina had IG when she was in her "Dirrty" phase? She was 22 and just going HAM

IG wouldn't have stood a chance.

So I salute Miley for picking up that baton. 

Britney and Christina walked so Miley could run. Bless.