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Hall Of Fame Hooters Girl Doesn't Require Any Flotation Devices On The Boat

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NOPE!  One can assume Karlie is an adequate swimmer and has passed all the guidelines for not wearing a life-jacket on board the vessel! Last time we checked in on Karlie she was "Straight up VIBIN'!"  Now she's on a boat in paradise doing the damn thing! Nice to see that some of the good people at Hooters can still find time to take a load off during this difficult period!  What an good example for everyone! Go Karlie! Go Hooters!  Down with Coronavirus! Look out for that HOOTERS PATROL!!!

*HOLD UP: Please check in on Fortnight Boy and let him know I'm doing his job for him - AGAIN!  Somebody has to blog and get all these hard earned clicks and PAGEVIEWS while he sits at home playing with himself!  LAZY!

BACK TO KARLIE!!!*

Thank you, Karlie!  Thank you!