On The 45th Anniversary of the Moon Landing, Let's Remember the Time Buzz Aldrin Punched a Guy In The Face Who Doesn't Believe in the Moon Landing


I sure hope we landed on the moon, one because fuck you Russia communist scum, but also two because that’s my reasoning for basically anything that breaks or goes wrong. For example, we can put a guy on the moon but I drop my phone and the screen shatters into a million pieces? We can put a guy on the moon but Chickfila can’t serve breakfast past 10:30? We can put a guy on the moon but MFK doesn’t work on the app? I guess some things we’ll just never know the answer to.

PS: Buzz Aldrin is nearly on the Clint Eastwood level of old guys you want to be your grandfather.