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HOLLYWOOD SHOCKER: Denise Richards Originally Negotiated To Show Only One Nipple During The Threesome Scene In "Wild Things" Before Last Minute Changes Were Made

The Sun- Denise Richards revealed she was only going to expose ONE nipple in Wild Things threesome scene- but agreed to show two. She told the ladies on last night's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills the decision of whether or not to do the film was not an easy one.

Denise relayed to the women in a scene over dinner: “Yeah, the language going back and forth to your agents and managers of how many, what nipple.” Apparently, it was only supposed to be one nipple. Then Denise admitted, “but it went to two.”

CRAZY news out of Hollywood or Beverly Hills or wherever Real Housewives is shot. Can you imagine a world where Denise Richards only showed one nipple during what is in my opinion the greatest sex scene in movie history? Everything about it was perfect. The angles, the lighting, the brand of champagne that bubbled up just right. Changing one part of that scene would be like painting eyebrows on the Mona Lisa. It's a crime against art if not humanity. 

I'm not a manager or an agent or some empty suit. But whoever closed the deal to get the second nipple in that movie deserves an Oscar or whatever award they give a #suitman just because even the slightest change could have butterfly effected that scene to hell. Okay, that scene still would have been a long way from hell no matter how much the lack of one nipple changed everything. But God knows what would have changed or how nipple negotiations could have impacted a film and a scene that changed so many lives.

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Which is why I am placing this newfound knowledge smack in the middle of my personal Top 3 What If moments for movies.

Biggest What Ifs In My Movie History:

1. What if Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Burt Reynolds, or Richard Gere accepted the role of John McClane in Die Hard before Bruce Willis was offered the part?

2. What if Denise Richards only showed one nipple during the Wild Things threesome scene?

3. What if Back To The Future kept shooting Eric Stoltz instead of replacing him with Michael J. Fox after weeks of shooting?

Lets all thank God that everything played out just like it did in this world or this scene would not exist how we remember it due to changes in the shoot or one nipple just being blurred out all weird with no explanation at all.

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And that was your Clem Hollywood Minute.

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P.S. If anybody reading this was involved in these nipple negotiations, please hit me up on Twitter because I need to know everything about how this all went down like which nipple was going to be shown, who decided on which nipple was going to be shown, how exactly we went from one nipple to two, and if Matt Dillon had any nipple changes made to his contract at the very last minute.