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#SPORTS: Watch Ana de Armas Beat The Shit Out Of A Piñata On Her Birthday

Ana de Armas Scouting Report: Unbelievable ability to make contact, even if swinging out of the strike zone or losing the sense of sight. Being a switch hitter was a welcome surprise. Right handed swing may have more holes due to deep loop in cuts while lefty swing displays a more direct and compact punch. Will never lead the league in home runs, but clearly has some pop.

Player Comp: Roberto Alomar. First round grade and a lock for the Hall of Fame

I find it pretty interesting that Hubbs and Carl both claim that Ana is their internet girlfriend yet neither wished her a happy birthday on the blog yesterday. Guess some people stop trying once they enter an internet relationship. Not me, though. 

Happy Birthday Ana! Knives Out ruled. My present to you is driving traffic to your Instagram with a bunch of quarantined Stoolies.