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Bruce Willis Is "Quarantining" With Demi Moore & Their Original Kids, Not His Wife & New Kids

I'm not normally a "tabloid guy", I swear, but an important question has come up...Is Bruce Willis abandoning his new family for his old family, AND, is he shagging Demi Moore again? It would appear that way, and has actually been CONFIRMED by social media posts that in fact YES, Bruce Willis has chosen to "quarantine" with Demi Moore and their three original kids, instead of his new wife Emma and his new kids, and he's been mocking his current wife on social media the whole fucking time!  

Can't Say I Blame Him

Just look at this, right in her face, what balls!

Matching Pajamas?!?! Jesus, this is cold blooded, Bruce!

Family paint night? Bruce is painting somethin, but I'm not sure what, and I'm not sure what with…

Family Book Club? More Like "Read Between The Lines Night". Bruce Is Banging Demi Again is the title of that book.

No Issues? What is she the most understanding person on the planet? 

"FINE" IS THE WORD THAT WOMEN USE WHEN THEY WANT TO KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP AND SELL YOUR BALLS AT A WET MARKET

In all honesty, the story is that Emma and Bruce, along with their two small daughters, 5 & 8 (those are ages not names fyi, never know in Hollywood) were set to join Demi and the original kids at Demi's home in Idaho, when according to Scout Willis, this happened.

"…My younger sister, who is now about to be [6] years old, at a park, had never gotten the talk about not f--king with hypothermic needles that she found so she actually tried to poke her shoe with it and poked her foot," 

So according to Scout, Emma had to stay in LA to get some tests done on the little tike, then travel restrictions happened, and then Bruce probably started banging Demi from 1000 miles away. That's not proven, just a hunch based on Bruce Willis proclivity to bang women when he's indoors. ARTICLE 

Ever hear of a private jet, Bruce?

What do you think? Definitely "smooching" Demi again? Who cares, right?

Have A Great Fucking Day!

@HardFactorWes