Mike Leach's Thoughts On Tiger King

Tiger King has taken the country by storm. 

Somehow Netflix timed the release out perfectly to align with millions and millions of Americans having all the time in the world to binge the show then make meme after meme about the wild life of Joe Exotic and Carole Baskin. 

But I think one American stands above the rest as someone who we'd want to hear his thoughts on the new documentary: 

Mike Leach. 

OK so it's not the real Mike Leach. Leach is definitely one of my top 3 favorite people to impersonate. Why?

There's no rules. As long as you have the blank stare, some "uhhs", and a gravely voice then it's a free-for-all. It's just a random stream of consciousness that no one, including and especially myself, has any idea where it's going. 

I think the chances are really, really high that by the time football season (hopefully) comes around that Leach will have himself a big cat of his own. 

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Hopefully when that happens he'll do press conferences with it. Who am I kidding? That will definitely be the case down in Starkville.