There Once Was A Story of A Friendly, Misunderstood Dragon Who Only Wanted To Help People But Occasionally Would Be Attacked By Scared Little Losers Who Were Jealous of the Dragon's Powers So the Dragon Would Be Forced To Burn People To Death To Protect Himself And The Rest of the Village And Then The Dragon Created The #1 Nascar Podcast In the World With Clint Bowyer And Everybody Lived Happily Ever After