Wake Up With Chris Jones' Junk Popping Out During His 40 Yard Dash

Today the NFL Combine officially begins workouts, with quarterbacks, tight ends and wideouts being put through the paces. 

While you never know what to expect at this great NFL company picnic, it's safe to say nothing will top the 2016 Combine when Mississippi State defensive tackle Chris Jones started hanging dong toward the end of his 40 yard dash. The scouts had every reason to be impressed with the way he handled the mishap, running through the finish line before hitting the deck and then discreetly tucking it away before getting to his feet. Certainly the Kansas City personnel department appreciated his quick reaction and ability to think on his feet and improvise in the moment, because they used the 37th overall pick on him. And four years later, he's a Pro Bowler and a Super Bowl champion. 

I'm not suggesting that anyone needs to see the actual appearance of penis in question. But the average man shouldn't be pausing at the 0:32 mark in front of his significant other.