Drunk Dude Who Rode The Subway Naked Last Night Is One Of My Favorite Guys Ever
NY Post – In a scene straight out of a “Seinfeld” episode, a fatty was photographed snoozing on an E train — butt naked, save for a pair of sneakers and socks. The drunk took slugs from a jug of Jack Daniel’s in between catnaps during the Thursday-night ride on the southbound train, a witness said. “He was just really drunk. He would swig it and then nod out. He must’ve taken four swigs in four stops,” said Peter Davis, an editor at the Daily Front Row fashion magazine who snapped the pic at around 8:30?p.m. “He was oblivious. He kind of looked at me when I took the picture, but he didn’t seem to care.” The bare-bodied boob was on the train for at least six stops — from Fifth Avenue and 53rd Street to 23rd Street — and rode with as many as 30 straphangers, Davis said. “I think people were scared of him. The one thing people did was move away from him like he was dangerous,” Davis said. “There were a lot of blasé New Yorkers that looked — and then looked back at their iPhone as if he wasn’t even there.”
The very definition of Dont Give A Fuck. Straight up DGAF.
8:30pm, dude probably had a rough happy hour. Happens to the best of us. You go right to the bar from work and you forget to eat dinner and after 5 or 6 drinks you realize you’re a lot drunker than usual. Usually end up grabbing some drunk pizza and passing out early at home. The only difference is this dude took all his clothes off and rode the train with his bare asshole rubbing against the seat.
The best part is that footwear. Tube socks and some Mizunos. Dick and balls out but still Clancying to the max.
PS – How about the New York Post just slinging dirt at this poor bastard? “A fatty was photographed.” “The drunk.” “Bare-bodied boob.” Have some respect, motherfuckers. You get naked one time on the subway and all the sudden you’re a fat drunk boob. Fucked up, man.
PPS – “There were a lot of blasé New Yorkers that looked — and then looked back at their iPhone as if he wasn’t even there” is such a New Yorker quote. Like oh look at us we’re New Yorkers we’re so cool and tough we dont even care if there’s a fat fuckin naked slob on the subway! We didnt even look up from our phones!