We Had Our First Ever Super Bowl Halftime Show Ass Off Between Shakira And JLo. Who Ya Got?

Okay, I'm not sure if Super Bowls I through XX had an Ass Off. But I'm guessing random marching bands or whoever were doing the halftime shows back in the day weren't engaging in Ass Offs back in the day, so I am blindly declaring Super Bowl LIV as the first Super Bowl to ever have an Ass Off between two titans of the tushy game. 

Like every other showdown in history, there must be a winner and a loser. So we are going to handle the voting process in the most democratic fashion possible.

Tweet the number 1 to @UncleChaps if you think Shakira won.

Tweet the number 2 to @UncleChaps if you think JLo won.

Or vote here:

After all the votes are tallied up, we will declare a champion.

Seriously though, how the fuck did Pitbull get snubbed in his own town when that rando Fake Pitbull got two verses off? Unbelievable. Also Ja Rule getting his voice used without an invite was tougher to watch than both Fyre Fest documentaries.