BREAKING: I Now Wear Glasses And All Of A Sudden Look Very Cute

That's right friends, the time has finally come. After 23 good years, I'm now prescribed to blue light glasses. These glasses are designed to prevent eye strain that I've developed from staring at electronic screens for so long. I blame social media and myself for getting to this point. I think the combination of playing video games in pitch dark, 5 years of using Tinder, and working here for a year has been harmful to the only good feature on my face; these beautiful brown eyes.

If you can ignore the pores and Band-Aid on my neck, you'll most likely get lost in these eyes too.

The good news is I don't have to wear these out in public. I just have to wear them when gaming, editing, anything that requires me staring at a screen. The other good news is that I look pretty cute in these glasses. I don't believe it has to do with taking a selfie on snapchat and using a filter that matches my sweatshirt at all. I truly believe I look sophisticated for a mangled man. 

The hardest part about wearing these is knowing I will be called a nickname that I'm not yet ready for. I'm cool with being called moron, deformed, and 3 legs. But I'm not ready to be called 4 eyes. I don't take anything in life seriously, but something about that term feels like a punch to the gut. It is what it is. As long as I can see 2K Sports make another NFL game in the future, I'm fine with wearing these bad boys. 

How I feel with these glasses: 

How I feel without these glasses: