Chicks Say They Don't Like Physical Activity Because They Have Tits

News.au – NEARLY one in five women say their breasts stop them participating in physical activity, according to new research. Physical activity levels are not influenced by breast size, which suggests they could be a barrier to exercise for women across all bra sizes, the survey by the University of Portsmouth’s Research Group in Breast Health found. Researcher Emma Burnett found that breasts were ranked fourth as a barrier to exercise after lack of energy, time constraints and health reasons. They were ranked above other barriers, including cost of exercise, access to facilities, not having the right clothing, not having any company while exercising, and feeling embarrassed about doing sport. The research – published online in the Journal Of Physical Activity And Health – found that 17 per cent of the 239 women surveyed were discouraged from participating in physical activity because of their breasts. The most influential factors preventing women taking exercise include not being able to find the right sports bra and being embarrassed by excessive breast movement. “This latest research is crucial because it shows that breasts are an important factor to consider when investigating what deters women from exercising,” Burnett said. “One third of women in the study were not meeting physical activity guidelines, but improving breast health awareness may help to encourage participation for these women. “We had plenty of anecdotal evidence to suggest that breasts are a barrier to exercise but this is the first study to provide evidence that they’re affecting women’s participation in sport. “I expected the findings to show that breasts are a barrier but I was quite surprised at the percentage – it was higher than I thought.”

Well what the fuck is my excuse gonna be? My ballsack? My nuts are just too uncomfortable when I exercise. Lets just go with that. If chicks are gonna blame their tits I’ve naturally got to blame my balls. Because just regular old slovenly laziness doesn’t seem to be good enough of an excuse. Like the real answer is physical activity is fuckin hard and I’m a bum. The real answer is I like Netflix and the internet more than going to the gym. I dont like the burn. I dont get satisfaction or a sense of accomplishment out of it. Its a waste of my money and I lack the willpower to stay committed and other than personal satisfaction theres really no reason to be in shape.

But maybe I’ll just get fat enough that I have a pair of tits and I can use that excuse. Its much shorter and to the point to just say “because of my boobs.”