I Cannot Comprehend How This Guy Survived Slipping And Sliding On A Highway Full Of Cars Skidding On Black Ice During A 20 Car Pileup

Whoa. Whoa that's nuts. Really fucking nuts. Holyyyyy fucking shiiiiiiit.

Anyone who has spent any real time north of the Mason Dixon line during the winter knows how fucked up black ice is. Back when I was growing up in the OG Casa de Clem, all I would hear about from Papa Clem after Thanksgiving was to watch out for black ice. Nothing about how to be smart with my money or watch what I eat. All I heard was rain is bad, snow is worse, but nothing could fuck up your car/day/life more than a patch of black ice you didn't see coming.

Which is why this dude playing Human Frogger and somehow surviving a bunch of cars flying down a highway is so damn impressive. Now truth be told, for all I know this could have been a stunt and those Korean words may say "Check out the new Korean Jason Bourne movie in theaters on Christmas Day". But according to the internet, which has never told a lie in its life, this was an actual 20 car pileup from last week that resulted in some injuries but luckily no deaths, namely the dude who was just slipping and sliding his around a Final Destination flick. 

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I'd say that I hope this guy took his new lease on life and called his crush he was always too scared to talk to or try to open the dream business he always wanted to. But to be honest, I hope he spent the last few days and nights of drinking and eating like a savage because he survived multiple cars coming right for his ass at high speeds after the drivers lost complete control of their cars, enjoys the fuck out of the Christmas season if JC is his Guy, and plans to cross off his entire Bucket List starting January 1st 2020 because he is lucky to be alive.