A Kentucky Man Was Arrested For Refusing To Put On Shorts Because He Thought Worms Were Coming Out Of His Dick (And Being High As Balls)

[Source] – When a Berea Police Department officer arrived at the Blythe Court apartment, 24-year-old Billy Hisle was found “completely nude,” in the neighbor’s backyard, according to court records. The neighbor claimed Hisle was standing on his porch, screaming and beating on the door, as well as jumping in the bed of his truck all without his shorts on, an arrest citation states.

“While trying to put on his shorts, he did not want to because he was afraid worms were coming from his genitals,” the arrest citation states.

I don’t know if this is the best anti-drug ad or one that makes me want to drugs even more right now. Just getting high as balls to make you think worms are coming out of your dick? That’s a special kind of high. That’s a weird kind of high too, but again in Berea, Kentucky nothing is that shocking.

I gotta know what made him think it was worms coming out of his dick? Was he just pissing and hallucinating worms? That’s a WILD thing to hallucinate, even in the sticks of Kentucky. Imagine being the neighbor here though? That’s gotta be the terrifying part – even more than worms coming out of you. Last thing I want is a naked neighbor banging on my door saying there are worms coming out of his junk. That can scar a man.

The Only God Can Judge Me tat is an A+ touch. It feels like every time there’s a weird story like this, you can expect this sort of tattoo.