TBT To The Time I Took The Wonderlic Drunk To Try And Beat Vince Young's Score

It’s combine time again, baby. And it’s almost one year ago to the day the drunk Wonderlic test was taken, solely to try and beat Vince Young’s historically shit results. I am still somehow not ashamed, and that is a problem.

6 was the score to beat and, honestly, a blind and autistic gerbil should be able to beat that mark. RIP to the precious laptop. That thing had more heart than Al Bundy’s dodge and kept getting the job done well after it was legally declared dead. But I don’t care what the final scoreboard says on that test, I think we all lost intelligence after this one.

Special thanks to @BarstoolFranco for putting up with and editing my drunk ass for 2 hours (Obviously we should have had a second camera on the test so everyone could see the questions. IQ > common sense). Also, I desperately need to lose some weight. I vow to stop sweating while I eat by Memorial Day.

Chalk up that score with my standing broad jump world record and you’ve got yourself a combine king. Mike Mamula, eat your heart out, but try and keep your pants on.