FIBA Suspended An American Hoops Player For 2 Years Because He Failed A Drug Test Using His Wife's Piss ... Who Happens To Be Pregnant

Well, let’s chalk this one up to things you see, well, never. DJ Cooper was a star at Ohio U. You may actually remember him – he’s one of those dudes that pops up every March because of what he did to lead Ohio to the Sweet 16.

But now? A little bad news, good news situation I guess. Bad news – suspended for 2 years because of a failed drug test after trying to use his girlfriends piss. Good news – you’re about to be a dad!

Imagine if this is the way you find out you’re about to be a dad. I know the feeling when your wife/gf tells you. It’s an insane moment that is pretty hard to describe. Now imagine finding out because your test results show you are pregnant. The real miss here was DJ Cooper not using the ‘Junior’ excuse

Just buy into it. Really sell the lie. Would have been an even better story that way. Either way, pretty crazy to be suspended 2 years for this, but it’s FIBA so what can you do. I’d probably suggest not using your girlfriend’s piss – or at least ask if she’s pregnant first.

I really don’t know what’s worse here. If he knew she was pregnant and still tried to use the piss or if she didn’t tell him she was pregnant and gave him the piss. You have to know one way or another.

Imagine being the person initiating the test and viewing the results here. ‘Okay, looks all clean. No drugs. Wait a minute. You’re pregnant!’ It had to take them a couple of looks and plenty of calls to get to the bottom of this. There’s no way you just randomly see that without having some sort of massive confusion.

Going along with the Junior theory – big time miss by FIBA not having Maury announce the ruling

Shout out to still the best drug test scene in movie history