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The Undertaker & Goldberg Almost Ended Each Other's Lives Last Night

The Undertaker and Goldberg “finally” squared off yesterday at WWE Super ShowDown in Saudi Arabia, and it went just about as well as anybody with a fucking brain thought it would…

Both parties were flat-out unable to compete, as they have been for many years now, but hey – they sure got that Saudi Arabian blood money, didn’t they?!

Right now, we don’t know the extent of either’s injuries, if any, but I’d imagine Goldberg has a concussion after he confessed to KOing himself in the ring…

…and hopefully, The Undertaker is realizing he needs to hang it up (again) for good, after liking this Instagram comment trashing both he and the WWE…

In both this old, resurfaced interview, and the WWE24 for WrestleMania 33, where he was “retired” by Roman Reigns, Taker states that he doesn’t ever want to be in the ring past his prime, where fans feel bad for him, or say, “You should’ve seen him back in the day!”…

The Undertaker really hasn’t been in his PRIME since 2010, and he’s been heavily struggling to compete at all since 2014, so I’d say the Phenom’s time is up!

Side Note: I fucking hate that I just referenced THE UNDERTAKER liking a comment on social media as evidence to make a point. We’re talking about THE UNDERTAKER. THE DEADMAN. You know, the guy who has taken kayfabe more seriously than anybody in the history of professional wrestling?! LIKING posts on social media?!?! What the hell?!

Anyway, as far as other Super ShowDown related stories go…the WWE aired a special sucking their own dicks about how revolutionary they have been for women after the event, where women were not allowed to compete, and Finn Bálor brilliantly got himself kicked off the rest of the trips to that fucking insane country by posting a photo of himself in a shirt in support of Pride Month in Saudi, where I’m pretty sure they behead people for that kinda shit.

Fucking love Finn for that. What a legend.