Mallory Edens Is Becoming One Of The Most Wifey Chicks On The Planet
I was in the middle of putting together a blog about some bullshit study that says Chicago is the 5th best market to be a hockey fan right now blah blah blah. I started scrolling through my instagram stories and this topless photo shoot thing on Mallory Edens took my breath away. Is it overly sexual, no. It’s tasteful. Yet it absolutely stopped me in my tracks and that is like the 3rd time she has done that in like that two weeks. The girl is an absolute tour de force. She’s got literally everything going for her. Looks, brains, big time athlete, talks shit to Drake via a t-shirt of a rapper that I don’t really know anything about, but she does so she is cool too. When you add it all together I think she is the number one girl on the planet you’d want to wife up right now. I can’t get enough of her. That’s the biggest reason why I am upset about the Bucks losing to the Raptors. I need more Mallory in my life. Now we will just have to wait for the rest of this photo shoot.
