Dwayne Haskins Is A Genius For Charging People 50 Dollars To Get Into His Draft Party

Dwayne Haskins just pulled off the most financially savvy move of anyone in this entire rookie class. Think about it. He just dropped from the top 10 and needed to make more money somehow. He had the foresight to not let these freeloaders get away with their bullshit.

Wanna come to the bowling lanes with me? 50 bucks a head and rent your own fucking shoes too.

Now that he got picked, he should get everyone nachos. People forgive a lot of shit if you give them nachos.