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This Milf Is In Trouble After Beating Her 7 Year-Old Son For Not Shoplifting "Good Enough" With Grandma

WGN – A 7-year-old was punched after not being a good enough lookout for his shoplifting grandma, police say. Phoenix police responded Friday night for a suspected child abuse call at the local Walmart.

Court documents state a 27-year-old Rebecca Gonzales came to the store to pick up her 7-year-old son, who was being used by his grandmother as a lookout while she shoplifted.

Officers reportedly saw Gonzales slap and punch the child in the face when she was in the parking lot.

The child reportedly told police that he was hit because “he didn’t watch out for his grandma good enough.”

Gonzales has been arrested for aggravated assault.

Alright first off don’t commit aggravated assault against your kids, especially the 16U division in public. That’s a fast track to them not being your kids anymore and you becoming someone’s bitch at a medium security state penitentiary.

If you want to take it a step further (you should), let’s do one better and just say don’t beat your kids regardless of age or venue. Go cold turkey and give it a zero tolerance policy otherwise it could be you behind the next right cross to some snot nosed little brat for giving up grandma.

I got *hit* all the time as a kid. My parents are in their 60’s. Both grandpas were in the war. Both grandmas taught in the CPS. Both come from huge Irish Catholic families. If you weren’t getting hit under those circumstances then you were probably a huge loser without any friends to do dumb shit with. Sorry your childhood sucked.

But there’s a notably thicc line between hitting your kid and beating them for not corroborating grandma’s weekend misdemeanors. Like that’s how you create drug lords and mob bosses. You traumatize the shit out of them at a young age and make it normal behavior.

It’s like this kid I grew up with. Real similar circumstances except instead of his dad being a petty theft he was a retired MLB player that would take his kid to the park and throw really hard sliders when he was like 6 years old just to give him a taste of that life. 15 years later the kid got drafted pretty high so slightly better ending than this one but points remain:

1. Don’t shoplift at Walmart
2. Don’t shoplift at Walmart and rely on a 7-year old as your lookout
3. Don’t beat the shit out of the kid if he sucks as a lookout
4. Don’t beat the shit out of that kid regardless of his lookout capabilities
5. Don’t beat the shit out of any kid, ever.

Then again I don’t have kids so who am I to judge aggravated assault charges against a minor?