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A 4-Person College Orgy Turns Deadly For All 3 Men Involved


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Three men have died after ‘having a foursome with a woman’ at a hostel in Imo.

Two men, believed to be students at the Federal University of Technology, were found dead after allegedly engaging in an orgy in the Nigerian state. Police have now confirmed the death of a third man, and suspect the group was using drugs at the time of the incident at the Sunshine Lodge.

Substances believed to be Indian hemp and Tramadol was found at the scene. The state commissioner of police Rabiu Ladodo said: ‘I can confirm that a third student is dead. … His death has increased to three the number of persons who died from the incident.

‘The girl among them is alive and I learnt that her condition is stable.’

This is sad. Just unbelievably sad. Three lives snuffed out, in their primes. At all too young an age. No father should have to bury his son. Not for any reason. And certainly not for a 3-on-1 foursome gone wrong.

I don’t judge and I don’t victim shame. But why did they need the drugs? Isn’t it enjoyable enough just to run train on your consenting, coed friend without the Indian hemp and Tramadol? Couldn’t they have just settled for the pleasure of being her sexual triple team without the need for stimulants?

Tragically, we’ll never know. I suppose if they knew going in that they were going to die they never wouldn’t taken part. Few of us would risk our lives just to be 1/3 of a young lady’s sex partner. If it was the other way around? If you’re the one guy and there were three women involved, that’s a different story entirely. Even if the odds are against you living through the night, that’s probably still a chance you take. But to be part of the “3” in the 3-on-1? Definitely not.

I guess the best thing they can say at the funerals is that these young men died doing what they loved: Triple penetration. And to remind the survivor that every man dies, but how many men truly live? Just say no to Indian hemp and Tramadol, kids.

P.S. Let’s hope it was the drugs that killed these guys. But just out of an excess of caution, I’d suggest the rest of the student body at FUT give this girl a good leaving alone until we know what killed them isn’t coming from her. Somebody get her tested, stat.