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These Guys Just Might Have Been Rocky Mountain High At The Avs Game Last Night

I’m not a private investigator but I have a weird feeling these young men might have been OFF THE SHITS, as the kids might say, while watching Nate MacKinnon and the gang last night. Congratulations to this dude’s dispensary who is one playoff run away from an IPO worth more than Apple.

This dude is clearly the supplier. “Avs game Thursday? Hell yeah boys I’ll bring the edibles you’re gonna love em”. He’s clearly weathered this storm a lot more frequently than the other two and is going to have to sneak out between the 2nd and 3rd to up the ante a little bit to get within two galaxies of his friends.
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This dude only does drugs with this group of friends and is on the verge of a meltdown right now. “Why did the Avs change their uniforms so much for this game?” That’s just the ice girls dude.
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This dude hasn’t been this high since he majored in Biochemistry at Boulder. “Yeah mom and dad I think I’m going to the game with some of my buddies from high school.” he said when in reality he knew he might be in for a trip to outer space. He’s going to have a TOUGH time with the text message to his fiance later trying to act like he’s really excited the Jets coughed up a 3rd period lead and that he will be home soon.
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Shoutout to the cameraman for expertly covering these guys taking in a little Central Division puck on a Thursday night.