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Luke Voit Over Everyone and Everything

Hey well that’s one way to start the year. Luke Voit makes the opening day lineup as the Yankees cleanup hitter a year removed from having nowhere to play in St. Louis. How does he handle it? A three run BOMB to center in the first inning. The Sammy Sosa hop in full effect. I’m so in love with everything that just happened. I can hear KFC screaming from the radio room about Luke’s haircut. That’s what that pathetic soul has reverted to.

Luke’s heart was racing so much he forgot how to chew seeds.

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Oh and Greg Bird proceeded to strike out right after. Let’s have a season folks.