You know what they say about the Scoop City life right? They guarantee with every piece of integrity in their heart that they’ll nail breaking news of contract numbers within $100 million. It’s one of the certainties in life. The sun will rise, the sun will set, the sky will be blue, and White Sox Dave will predict contracts within 100 million dollars. It’s what separates him from actual insiders with brains like Jeff Passan, Ken Rosenthal, Jon Heyman, and the rest.
The moment Jared walked into the office I said to him there’s no fucking way it’s that much money. Not even close. He agreed, I threw out the numbers 5 for 150 and it turns out that’s exactly what it was. Yeah it turns out a 29 year old pitcher wasn’t getting 245 MILLION DOLLARS. Jesus Christ. Fucking Mouse.
PFT’s dog is a better insider than the mouse