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If Illinois Adopts This Mascot I'm Going To Chain Myself To Nothing

Being the Illini guy sucks for a lot of reasons. We stink at pretty much everything and there’s literally never been a better time to a sports fan. Did you see this shit on Saturday?  We got guys punching glass boxes. Coaches screaming at campus law enforcement. A controversial charge call and a goo

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If Illinois Adopts This Mascot I'm Going To Chain Myself To Nothing

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