Bradley Cooper And Irina Shayk Have To Break Up Like Tonight, Right?

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I want to be clear about one thing: I take no pleasure in writing this blog. I hate it, in fact. You know when your friend is being a dick and saying shit that you know is gonna get you in trouble with your girlfriend? Well that’s what the whole world has been doing to Bradley Cooper for months now. Cooper must be like, “Dude will everyone shut THE FUCK up? Please? I’m tired of having this goddamn fight!” But, I’ve gotta call it like I see it and the facts are that there is no way the Cooper/Shayk relationship can survive.

I mean just look what happened tonight. Cooper and Gaga laughing at jokes and moving around Irina as if she were a post, Cooper and Gaga going in for the kiss after Shallow before remembering they’re on a stage on national television, Shayk not even CONSIDERING giving Gaga a hug after the performance, and the performance itself. If I was Shayk I would’ve preferred they have full on sex in front of me rather than do what they did.

I’m a big fan of the pre-emptive breakup, the breakup that comes when you know something has happened that will cause 1,000 fights where you just say “Look we both know what road this is gonna lead us down and we’re never gonna get off it, so let’s just call it now” and Cooper should’ve done that months ago. After Gaga’s first “there can be 100 people in a room…” speech he should’ve said alright we’re never coming back from this. Clearly, he hasn’t yet, but after tonight there is no choice. The whole world saw it. Maybe they haven’t even fucked, but they may has well have. Break up. I don’t even care if he starts dating Gaga but he’s gotta do it just to stop having the fights with Shayk he’s obviously having.