I Stand With This 8 Year Old Kid Whose Dad Found 'BBQ Sauce On Titties' In His Google Search History

I stand with this 8 year old kid and so should you. He (or she) that doesn’t like BBQ sauce and titties can cast the first stone. There will be no stone cast because everybody likes BBQ sauce and/or titties. If you don’t like BBQ, you like titties. If you don’t like titties, you like BBQ. Most people like both and would love to see a bunch of BBQ smeared across some titties. That’s just a fact.

You can’t fault the kid. Imagine growing up in the era where high speed internet is a readily available thing. Not to date myself but I grew up in a time when the internet was juuuuuuuuust getting started. I wouldn’t go as far as to call it primitive but it was the early stages where it took 16 hours to download 38% of a grainy porno on Limewire. It was so early in the internet age that my family had to get an extra line just for internet so it didn’t tie up the phone line. Jesus that feels like a million years ago.

But if I had 2019’s high speed internet? Buddy I’d be googling all sorts of wild shit and one of them undoubtedly would’ve been “BBQ sauce on titties” I’d be googling every possible variation of “(blank) on titties” I could think of. Syrup on titties. Chocolate syrup on titties. Orange juice on titties. Chocolate milk on titties. Ketchup on titties. Mustard on titties. Whipped cream on titties. Beer on titties. Hot sauce on titties. Soda on titties. Ranch dressing on titties. Blue cheese dressing on titties. Tartar sauce on titties. Gravy on titties. Salsa on titties. Marinara sauce on titties. Coffee creamer on titties. Garlic butter on titties. Mayonnaise on titties. Soy sauce on titties. Sweet relish on titties. Honey on titties. Horseradish on titties. Hummus on titties. Jam on titties. Jelly on titties. Butter on titties. Virgin olive oil on titties. Ice cream on titties. Cookie dough on titties. Queso on titties. Applesauce on titties. Pesto on titties. Hollandaise sauce on titties. Green tea on titties. Milkshakes on titties. Jell-O on titties. Iced coffee on titties. Wine on titties. Truffle aioli on titties. Pudding on titties.

You get the idea. Titties are awesome.