Lane Kiffin Shows Up At Maternity Ward To Do Some Recruiting

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A common theme in my blogs this month have centered around recruiting. Doing whatever you can, whenever you can is the key to recruiting. As Al Pacino once said, the inches are everywhere around us. They are in every break of the game, every minute, every second.

Whether you are flying into the recruits high school on a helicopter or strolling into the maternity ward, you shouldn’t have free time as a college coach because free time equals time you should’ve spent CROOTING.

Whether it be Joey Freshwater, Nick Saban’s daughter, or his escapades in Boca, there are loadssssss of jokes we can have here. In all likelihood, Boca Lane was just passing through the maternity ward when he noticed one of his recruits.

“talked to him about real life stuff” may make you laugh, but I don’t think there are many other college football coaches I would like to talk about “real life stuff” with than Lane Kiffin. I’d love to know how he handles the woman of Boca:


How do you get a Boca co-ed to tweet about you like this?


That’s real life stuff, folks!

P.s. Having a child in high school is an absurd move. Dressing like this in the maternity ward is even more absurd:

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You are inside, take the hood off.