Unreal Road Rage Video Featuring An Old Man Riding A Roof Down The Mass Pike, Calm As Could Be

Example number 1,000 why you don’t fuck with gray hairs. I don’t care if they’re a person who went gray early or an old person, there’s just no need to go toe to toe with someone whose follicles refuse to recognize color. Either they went gray early and they’re angry or they’ve been around long enough to not give a fuck about personal safety, either way it isn’t worth the time.

I mean look at this guy

Barreling down the pike, on the roof, in the high speed lane and he’s cool as a cucumber. Casually firing off a few texts and checking his Twitter timeline like he’s home on the couch and ignoring his wife, wind whipping all around him and he couldn’t care less. Unbelievable scene and that’s before you get to this fella…

I’m not a gun expert, in fact I don’t think I’ve ever held a loaded one. However, I feel like that’s not proper gun holding? Dude’s got it at his waist and is holding it as timidly as a woman in a movie who just fought off her attacker, stole his weapon, and is now trying to convince herself that she’s got the gumption to use it on him. It looks like he’s holding his own wrist to stop it from shaking.

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Either way, heck of a ride home for everyone on the pike yesterday. And I know what you were thinking watching that video, you were thinking “Damn I wish this had some DMX dubbed over it.” I was thinking the same and so was Ray.

PS – That’s only assault with a “dangerous” weapon? Feel like cars are deadly based on all the deaths they’re all involved in.