Gun Safety Advertisement Somehow Finds A Way To Incorporate Kids Playing With Dildo's

Are those two-footers? Get it, Mrs. purple shirted MILF you silly minx! Nothing like dropping the kids off at soccer practice then coming home to take out the unfulfilled life on the Purple People Eater and Michael J. Cox.

Never thought we’d see the day where gun safety incorporated with children sword fighting with dildos, but here we are. Life, uh, finds a way. And if we’re being honest here the vibrating dong gives such an advantage in a sword fight. Be like a Star Wars Light Saber vs. something out of the Bronze Age.